I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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