is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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