Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
