i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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