That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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