Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
...so i touched it.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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