The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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