Porn is love you can see.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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