he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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