Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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