are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
jump out the window naked night went bad
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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