After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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