How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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