Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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