I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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