we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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