Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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