I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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