i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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