Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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