Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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