I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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