Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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