I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Fuck me I smell like cheese
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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