Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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