Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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