Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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