I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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