I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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