Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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