So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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