I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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