yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?