I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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