I love black thongs
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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