It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
