And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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