nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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