I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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