Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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