so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Randomize
