the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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