i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
