did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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