Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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