i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?