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  Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.

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• (949): View more from California

  am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?

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  i thought you knew

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie

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  You've got post-grad studies written all over you

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.

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  You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.

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  Touche.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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  man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents

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  6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉

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  We are so blessed

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this

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