And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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