he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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