what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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