i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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