if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
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My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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