ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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