I bet he comes in French.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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