Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Randomize
