U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
they're like a gay fantastic four
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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