Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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