i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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