Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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