I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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